"Nah.. that"s not her heart b.."

First! Let me start by saying this.. the whole little so called "hiatus" I have going isn't really working, can you tell? lol. Seems as if every time I have my mind set on NOT posting something I see or get the most blog worthiest of things; and this here is DEFINITELY blog worthy. OKAY! (Wiz Khalifa voice) lets get to the point.

A close friend of mine, we'll call them "Alex" hit me up via aim.. (Now me & Alex have been cool for quit some time so we tend to share stories and what not with one another no matter how embarrassing crazy or graphic they may be) like I was saying Alex hit me up...

Alex: Leek
Alex: aye
Me: wassup
Alex: I NEED 2 send you this email
Alex: email?
Me: identical2none@.....com
Alex: I've only known her for 3 MONTHS
Alex: smh
Alex: ____ is my middle name
Me: lol ok
Alex: smh
Me: WOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

Pause: now obviously I looked at the picture that was sent i.e the "wow"
this particular picture is in a VERY private area if you get my drift.. so I did my best on giving you all a visual in a pg-13 way.lol.

I know right?!.. WOW!
Can you say TRAMP STAMP?!
back to the convo..

Play:

Me: who is that?!
Alex: This girl I met.. we only kicked it twice
Me: lmmfao.. sheesh
Me: thats.. thats deep
Alex: like 4real?
Alex: I HAD 2 share that w/ you marty
Me: i feels
Me: thats wild my nigga.. you got a future fatal attraction on deck
Alex: right right
Alex: smh
Alex: she was stripping for me last night b.. & i saw it
Pause: ahahahaha.. Alex gets it in!!

Play:
Me: lol nigga it was a surprise
Alex: barely
Alex: then today she sent the pics to confirm
Me: ahahahahaha.. thats wild
Me: check you out though.. "tattoo ya name across my heart"
Alex: nah... thats not her heart b
Me: for yo case "my vag".. lmao
Alex: lmao
Alex: this is DEFINITELY blog worthy
Me: lmao
Me: my nigga u read my mind
Me: sooooo.. blog worthy
Alex: lmmfao
Me: lol.. WOW

..& cut!.. SCENE!

Now tell me would you get a tat only after 3months? or how would you react in this situation?? Me personally, no lie I've considered it but.. I was in a 2 year relationship which ended bad so I'm sooooooooo glad I didn't do it. So in the classic words of Andre 3k..

"Too soon! Don't do it! Reconsider!
Read some litera - ture on the subject
You sure? Fuck it.." lol =]